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| Introduction |
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When does jam become marmalade? |
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In defence of pure research |
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4 | (2) |
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6 | (1) |
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7 | (1) |
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7 | (1) |
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The theory of practical joking---its relevance to physics |
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8 | (7) |
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15 | (1) |
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The Smithsonian Institution |
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15 | (1) |
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16 | (4) |
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20 | (1) |
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21 | (1) |
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22 | (1) |
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American Institute of Useless Research |
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23 | (1) |
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Remarks on the quantum theory of the absolute zero of temperature |
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24 | (1) |
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A contribution to the mathematical theory of big game hunting |
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25 | (3) |
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Fission and superstition HMK |
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28 | (1) |
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29 | (4) |
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33 | (1) |
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On the nature of mathematical proofs |
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34 | (2) |
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36 | (1) |
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37 | (1) |
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38 | (1) |
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Humphry Davy's first experiments |
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39 | (3) |
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42 | (1) |
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43 | (1) |
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An Experiment to prove that Water is more elastic than Air |
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44 | (2) |
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46 | (1) |
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46 | (1) |
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47 | (1) |
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Getting bubble chambers accepted by the world of professional physicists |
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48 | (1) |
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48 | (2) |
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Rutherford and Nature's whispers |
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50 | (1) |
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The organization of research---1920 |
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51 | (1) |
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52 | (1) |
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How Newton discovered the law of gravitation |
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53 | (6) |
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59 | (1) |
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59 | (1) |
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Take away your billion dollars |
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60 | (1) |
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Standards for inconsequential trivia |
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61 | (1) |
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62 | (2) |
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64 | (1) |
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65 | (1) |
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66 | (2) |
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68 | (1) |
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69 | (1) |
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70 | (1) |
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71 | (1) |
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71 | (2) |
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73 | (1) |
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74 | (1) |
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75 | (1) |
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76 | (1) |
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77 | (3) |
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80 | (3) |
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83 | (1) |
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84 | (1) |
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85 | (1) |
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The high standard of education in Scotland |
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85 | (1) |
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Theoretical zipperdynamics |
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86 | (3) |
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89 | (1) |
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100 authors against Einstein |
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90 | (2) |
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92 | (1) |
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Flatland: a romance of many dimensions |
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93 | (1) |
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94 | (1) |
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How a theoretical physicist works |
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95 | (3) |
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The art of finding the right graph paper |
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98 | (2) |
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On the imperturbability of elevator operators: LVII |
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100 | (3) |
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The analysis of contemporary music using harmonious oscillator wave functions |
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103 | (1) |
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104 | (1) |
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105 | (1) |
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Heaven is hotter than Hell |
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106 | (1) |
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On the feasibility of coal-driven power stations |
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107 | (2) |
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109 | (1) |
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110 | (5) |
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A stress analysis of a strapless evening gown |
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115 | (2) |
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117 | (1) |
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118 | (1) |
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119 | (1) |
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A glossary for research reports |
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120 | (2) |
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Why we must go to the Moon |
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122 | (1) |
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Face to face with metrication |
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123 | (1) |
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Life on Earth (by a Martian) |
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124 | (13) |
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The high energy physics colouring book |
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137 | (2) |
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139 | (1) |
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Do-it-yourself CERN Courier writing kit |
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139 | (2) |
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141 | (2) |
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143 | (1) |
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144 | (1) |
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145 | (1) |
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Collective names in basic sciences |
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146 | (1) |
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The Chaostron. An important advance in learning machines |
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147 | (3) |
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150 | (1) |
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151 | (2) |
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153 | (1) |
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154 | (1) |
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155 | (1) |
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Where to hold nuclear spectroscopy conferences in Russia |
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156 | (1) |
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Typical examination questions as a guide to graduate students studying for prelims |
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157 | (2) |
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Big Science and Lesser Sciences |
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159 | (1) |
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Oral examination procedure |
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160 | (1) |
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161 | (1) |
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162 | (5) |
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167 | (1) |
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Valentine from a Telegraph Clerk to a Telegraph Clerk |
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168 | (1) |
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169 | (1) |
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The parrot and the carrot |
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169 | (1) |
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The bee, the beet and the beetle |
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170 | (1) |
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170 | (1) |
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171 | (2) |
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173 | (1) |
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174 | (3) |
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Lines inspired by a lecture on extra-terrestrial life |
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177 | (1) |
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178 | (1) |
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179 | (8) |
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187 | (1) |
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John Dalton's discovery of his colour blindness |
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188 | (1) |
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189 | (2) |
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191 | (1) |
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191 | (1) |
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192 | (1) |
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192 | (1) |
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193 | (1) |
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193 | (1) |
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193 | (2) |
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196 | (1) |
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197 | (2) |
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Unsung heroes---I: J-B Moire |
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199 | (2) |
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Unsung heroes---II: Juan Hernandez Torsion Herrera Col. |
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201 | (1) |
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201 | (1) |
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202 | (1) |
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203 | (1) |
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| Acknowledgements |
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