Guide to Getting It On
by Joannides, Psy.D., Paul; Gröss Sr., DaerickEdition: 8th
Format: Paperback
Pub. Date: 2015-04-07
Publisher(s): Goofy Foot Press
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Summary
The only book where it's almost as much fun to read about sex as it is to have sex. And it just keeps getting better.
Author Biography
Paul Joannides, Psy.D. is a research psychoanalyst. He is on the editorial board of the Journal of Sexual Medicine and he has received the Professional Excellence Award from the American Association of Sex Educators, Counselors and Therapists. Paul has given the opening address for the CFLE-Planned Parenthood National Sex Educators Conference and he speaks at colleges such as Dartmouth, Yale, Tufts and Rice.
Dærick Gröss Sr. is an internationally recognized illustrator of fantasy and comic book art. It is difficult to think of The Guide without his wonderful touch. Thanks to Dærick's magic, the characters in this book are able to have sex when its covers are closed. This is why they are always smiling.
Dærick Gröss Sr. is an internationally recognized illustrator of fantasy and comic book art. It is difficult to think of The Guide without his wonderful touch. Thanks to Dærick's magic, the characters in this book are able to have sex when its covers are closed. This is why they are always smiling.
Table of Contents
The Beginning
Changes — Then and Now ................. 11
1. The Alpha Chapter ................. 15
How To & Then Some
2. Romance ................. 21
3. Kissing ................. 29
4. The Importance of Getting Naked ................. 43
5. On the Penis ................. 57
6. Semen Confidential ................. 87
7. What's Inside a Girl ................. 99
8. The Hymen ................. 133
9. Orgasms, Sunsets & Hand Grenades ................. 139
10. The Orgasm Talk ................. 155
11. Massage–The Ultimate Tenderness ................. 161
12. Sex Lubes–A New Look ................. 163
13. Consent ................. 171
14. Handjobs ................. 179
15. The Zen of Finger Fucking ................. 197
16. Nipples, Nipples, Nipples ................. 227
17. Balls, Balls, Balls ................. 237
18. The Prostate & Male Pelvic Underground ................. 249
19. Doing Yourself in Your Partner's Presence ................. 265
20. Oral Sex–Vulvas & Honey Pots ................. 271
21. Oral Sex–Penises & Popsicles ................. 297
22. Condoms–For the Ride of Your Life ................. 319
23. Intercourse–Horizontal Jogging ................. 329
24. Anal Sex–Up Your Bum ................. 363
25. Playing with Yourself ................. 381
26. Oscillator, Generator, Vibrator, Dildo ................. 399
27. Fun with Your Foreskin ................. 413
28. Sex Fantasies ................. 423
Porn
29. The Fairy Pornmother ................. 431
30. Porndoggie's Dirty Dozen ................. 435
Sex in the Real World
31. Casual Sex ................. 447
32. Sex with a Co-Worker ................. 463
33. Sex When You Move Back Home ................. 471
34. Talking about Sex ................. 485
35. Better Mating Through Internet Dating? ................. 491
36. I Knew the Bride ................. 495
37. Sex in the Military ................. 503
38. MRIs of Sexual Arousal ................. 521
39. What's Normal: 10,000 People Talk About Sex ................. 525
Your First Time
40. Bye Bye V-Card–Losing Your Virginity ................. 541
41. The First Time–Not What You'd Think ................. 555
Beyond Vanilla
42. Between Vanilla and Kink ................. 559
43. Piercings & Tattoos 567
44. Threesomes ................. 581
45. Double Penetration ................. 597
46. Kinky Corner ................. 601
Below the Belt
47. Vulva Care–Keeping Your Kitty Happy ................. 617
48. Male Genital Care–Special Instructions ................. 625
49. Inside Amber's Vagina ................. 627
50. Surfing the Crimson Wave (Period Sex) ................. 631
51. Shaving Down Below ................. 655
52. Gnarly Sex Germs ................. 667
53. Premature Ejaculation–Dyslexia of the Penis ................. 701
54. Delayed Ejaculation ................. 723
55. When Your System Crashes ................. 737
56. Damn That Hurts! When Sex Is Painful ................. 755
57. Hypospadias ................. 767
Birth Control, Pregnancy & Parenting
58. Birth Control–Sperm vs. Egg ................. 771
59. The Pill & Your Sex Drive ................. 787
60. Trying to Get Pregnant ................. 795
61. Sex During Pregnancy ................. 799
62. Abortion, Adoption ................. 817
63. Explaining Sex to Kids ................. 819
64. “Send me a hot pic” for Parents of Teens ................. 841
65. Sweet Dreams and Wet Dreams ................. 845
Sex in History & Popular Culture
66. The Dirty Word Chapter ................. 849
67. Barbie the Icon ................. 857
68. The Historical Breast & Bra ................. 869
69. The Fruit of His Loom ................. 881
70. What's Masculine, Feminine & Erotic ................. 887
71. Sex & God ................. 893
72. Sex in the 1800s ................. 897
73. Kink in the Animal Kingdom ................. 953
Orientation & Gender
74. Orientation in Flux ................. 957
75. Same-Sex Fun & Luvin' ................. 967
76. Gender Benders ................. 981
77. Intersex ................. 991
Sex & the Human Condition
78. Sex & Breast, Brain & Ball Cancer ................. 995
79. Bashful Bladder ................. 1007
80. Sex & Diabetes ................. 1009
81. Sex When You Are Horny & Disabled ................. 1013
82. Snoring & Gas ................. 1029
83. Sex & Hysterectomy ................. 1033
84. Techno Breasts & Weenie Angst ................. 1037
85. Basic Brain Weirdness ................. 1049
86. Good Sex after Bad–Rape & Abuse ................. 1059
The End
87. Vaya Con Dios! ................. 1079
About the Illustrations ................. 1081
Thanks! ................. 1085
Glossary ................. 1087
Changes — Then and Now ................. 11
1. The Alpha Chapter ................. 15
How To & Then Some
2. Romance ................. 21
3. Kissing ................. 29
4. The Importance of Getting Naked ................. 43
5. On the Penis ................. 57
6. Semen Confidential ................. 87
7. What's Inside a Girl ................. 99
8. The Hymen ................. 133
9. Orgasms, Sunsets & Hand Grenades ................. 139
10. The Orgasm Talk ................. 155
11. Massage–The Ultimate Tenderness ................. 161
12. Sex Lubes–A New Look ................. 163
13. Consent ................. 171
14. Handjobs ................. 179
15. The Zen of Finger Fucking ................. 197
16. Nipples, Nipples, Nipples ................. 227
17. Balls, Balls, Balls ................. 237
18. The Prostate & Male Pelvic Underground ................. 249
19. Doing Yourself in Your Partner's Presence ................. 265
20. Oral Sex–Vulvas & Honey Pots ................. 271
21. Oral Sex–Penises & Popsicles ................. 297
22. Condoms–For the Ride of Your Life ................. 319
23. Intercourse–Horizontal Jogging ................. 329
24. Anal Sex–Up Your Bum ................. 363
25. Playing with Yourself ................. 381
26. Oscillator, Generator, Vibrator, Dildo ................. 399
27. Fun with Your Foreskin ................. 413
28. Sex Fantasies ................. 423
Porn
29. The Fairy Pornmother ................. 431
30. Porndoggie's Dirty Dozen ................. 435
Sex in the Real World
31. Casual Sex ................. 447
32. Sex with a Co-Worker ................. 463
33. Sex When You Move Back Home ................. 471
34. Talking about Sex ................. 485
35. Better Mating Through Internet Dating? ................. 491
36. I Knew the Bride ................. 495
37. Sex in the Military ................. 503
38. MRIs of Sexual Arousal ................. 521
39. What's Normal: 10,000 People Talk About Sex ................. 525
Your First Time
40. Bye Bye V-Card–Losing Your Virginity ................. 541
41. The First Time–Not What You'd Think ................. 555
Beyond Vanilla
42. Between Vanilla and Kink ................. 559
43. Piercings & Tattoos 567
44. Threesomes ................. 581
45. Double Penetration ................. 597
46. Kinky Corner ................. 601
Below the Belt
47. Vulva Care–Keeping Your Kitty Happy ................. 617
48. Male Genital Care–Special Instructions ................. 625
49. Inside Amber's Vagina ................. 627
50. Surfing the Crimson Wave (Period Sex) ................. 631
51. Shaving Down Below ................. 655
52. Gnarly Sex Germs ................. 667
53. Premature Ejaculation–Dyslexia of the Penis ................. 701
54. Delayed Ejaculation ................. 723
55. When Your System Crashes ................. 737
56. Damn That Hurts! When Sex Is Painful ................. 755
57. Hypospadias ................. 767
Birth Control, Pregnancy & Parenting
58. Birth Control–Sperm vs. Egg ................. 771
59. The Pill & Your Sex Drive ................. 787
60. Trying to Get Pregnant ................. 795
61. Sex During Pregnancy ................. 799
62. Abortion, Adoption ................. 817
63. Explaining Sex to Kids ................. 819
64. “Send me a hot pic” for Parents of Teens ................. 841
65. Sweet Dreams and Wet Dreams ................. 845
Sex in History & Popular Culture
66. The Dirty Word Chapter ................. 849
67. Barbie the Icon ................. 857
68. The Historical Breast & Bra ................. 869
69. The Fruit of His Loom ................. 881
70. What's Masculine, Feminine & Erotic ................. 887
71. Sex & God ................. 893
72. Sex in the 1800s ................. 897
73. Kink in the Animal Kingdom ................. 953
Orientation & Gender
74. Orientation in Flux ................. 957
75. Same-Sex Fun & Luvin' ................. 967
76. Gender Benders ................. 981
77. Intersex ................. 991
Sex & the Human Condition
78. Sex & Breast, Brain & Ball Cancer ................. 995
79. Bashful Bladder ................. 1007
80. Sex & Diabetes ................. 1009
81. Sex When You Are Horny & Disabled ................. 1013
82. Snoring & Gas ................. 1029
83. Sex & Hysterectomy ................. 1033
84. Techno Breasts & Weenie Angst ................. 1037
85. Basic Brain Weirdness ................. 1049
86. Good Sex after Bad–Rape & Abuse ................. 1059
The End
87. Vaya Con Dios! ................. 1079
About the Illustrations ................. 1081
Thanks! ................. 1085
Glossary ................. 1087
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